Things To Say To The School Bully

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THINGS TO SAY TO THE SCHOOL BULLY

1. I'D LIKE TO FIGHT YOU,BUT I'M BOOKED TILL 2025.
2. IT'LL BE NICE TO FIGHT SOMEONE OTHER THAN KARATE BLACK BELTS.
3. I CAN'T FIGHT YOU UNTIL MY MAD COW DISEASE CLEARS UP.
4. IF YOU CAN BREAK MY FINGERS,I CAN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU.
5. I FORGOT MY LUNCH MONEY AT HOME,ALONG WITH MY DEATHRAY 2000 STUN GUN.
6. I'LL HAVE TO MAKE IT QUICK,BECAUSE MY FOOTBALL TEAM WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
7. SORRY,ALL MY MONEY GOES TO ALIENS FROM PLANET ZORBLECK.
8. HOLD ON A SEC-THIS CALL IS FROM IS FROM THE LAST KID I SENT TO THE HOSPITAL.
9. I WARN YOU:I THROW UP WHEN I'M SCARED.
10. I'LL CATCH YOU UP LATER-AFTER MY SOPRANOS FAMILY REUNION.