Things To Say To The School Bully

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THINGS TO SAY TO THE SCHOOL BULLY

1. I'D LIKE TO FIGHT YOU,BUT I'M BOOKED TILL 2025.
2. IT'LL BE NICE TO FIGHT SOMEONE OTHER THAN KARATE BLACK BELTS.
3. I CAN'T FIGHT YOU UNTIL MY MAD COW DISEASE CLEARS UP.
4. IF YOU CAN BREAK MY FINGERS,I CAN'T DO YOUR HOMEWORK FOR YOU.
5. I FORGOT MY LUNCH MONEY AT HOME,ALONG WITH MY DEATHRAY 2000 STUN GUN.
6. I'LL HAVE TO MAKE IT QUICK,BECAUSE MY FOOTBALL TEAM WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
7. SORRY,ALL MY MONEY GOES TO ALIENS FROM PLANET ZORBLECK.
8. HOLD ON A SEC-THIS CALL IS FROM IS FROM THE LAST KID I SENT TO THE HOSPITAL.
9. I WARN YOU:I THROW UP WHEN I'M SCARED.
10. I'LL CATCH YOU UP LATER-AFTER MY SOPRANOS FAMILY REUNION.

Joke #no,2

Joke No.2

A man was walking together with his girlfriend along the beach when his girlfriend asked him,"Dear,What Do You Think About Me?"
The man said,"ABCDEFGHIJK!"
His girlfriend asked,"What does that mean?"
The man then said,
A for Attractive
B for Beautiful
C for Cheerful
D for Decentful
E for Elegance
F for Fabulous
G for Graceful
H for Happy

His girlfriend looked happy,but then she asked,"What's IJK mean?"
The man said,"I'm Just Kidding..."

And that's all for today.If you guys have anything to say,pls comment,ok?

Joke #no.1

Joke No.1

A man is in a hospital for weeks,his wife was by his side.One day he asked her to come closer~"What is it dear?~said his wife in a soft voice.

"You have been by my side all the time.When I got fired,you were by my side.When I was very sick,you were by my side.When we lost our house,you were by my side.When I got shot,you were by my side.You know what?"said the man to his wife.

'What dear~?"asked the wife.

"I think you are bad luck."he told his wife.

And that is just about it.If you have anything to say,just comment ok?